Lincoln, Me. (DG)---
If you were to watch a broadcast of a radio program from the studio,
you would notice (for the most part) the precision of the sound effects;
the lines the stars were saying; and the announcer narrating the
commercials for the sponsor. While these programs were usually accurate to
the second, you also have to remember that the majority of radio programs
during the golden age were presented live--- and since humans were known
for making mistakes, the precision was marred with numerous boners and
bloopers. To the sponsor’s chagrin, many of the on the air screw-ups
were by announcers doing the commercials for their product. This series of
articles will take a look at some of those flubs that sponsors would
rather have us forget.
The first boner we’ll cover concerns a personal favorite of mine. It
took place on the September 21, 1939 broadcast of SUNDIAL, an
early morning program of recorded music and chitchat on station WJSV
in Washington, D.C. The host of the program was a young man named Arthur Godfrey. He was in the middle of presenting a commercial for the motion picture The
Women, when he let out a vicious sneeze for all the radio listeners to hear. In true Godfrey manner, he excused himself, let out a chuckle, and said, "I
always wonder what I’d do if I ever had to sneeze on the air….. now I know."
Godfrey continued and finished the commercial as if nothing had happened.
Another common human function was the cough. There were 2 boners that
featured coughing--- one boner was the perfect lead-in to the
commercial, and the other couldn’t have happened at a worse time.
At the end of a newscast, NBC journalist Frank Blair's final
task was to say his name and sign off. To his credit, he did say his
name--- but when he finished, Blair started to cough uncontrollably. Fortunately, his coughing led in to the transcribed commercial for Super
Anahist Cough Syrup. Let us hope Blair took some of the newscast’s
The second coughing boner took place during the late 1950’s. During
this time, there were rumblings concerning cigarette smoking and health. The last thing any cigarette sponsor needed was a coughing announcer. Unfortunately, the announcer for GANG BUSTERS did just that!
Interesting enough, he didn’t start coughing until he mentioned the
program was sponsored by Kool Cigarettes.
A very unflattering boner took place during World War II. The
commercial was to persuade the housewives to save and turn in used fat. If
you’re not familiar how or why this was important (and it was VERY
important), let me explain.
When the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor on that terrible day in 1941, it
was a wake up call for the American people. Military equipment and bombs
were needed desperately and quickly! With the help of radio and the War
Advertising Council, the listeners were asked to turn in various
items for the war effort. One of these items was used fat from roasting
meat. Once the meat was finished roasting, the housewife poured the meat's
fat into a can. Once the can was full, she turned in to the local butcher. From there, the butcher turned in the fat to the government for the making
of glycerin, which was used for the production of explosives.
In a nutshell, it was extremely important for the housewives to turn in
as much used fat as possible. A commercial of this magnitude didn’t need
a boner that could antagonize the patriotic housewives. Unfortunately,
there was one! The announcer was supposed to say, "Ladies, take in
your cans of fat to your local butcher." With a slight twist of
the words at the wrong place, the announcer said, "Ladies,
take your fat cans in to your local butcher." Fortunately
for the free world, the housewives ignored the announcer’s comment about
their physical features and continued to turn in used fat.
If the radio listeners believed what they heard on a broadcast of the GILLETTE
CAVALCADE OF SPORTS, the United States was under the rule of the Gillette
Safety Razor Company.
The program began with the ring announcer introducing the 2 boxers who
were to participate on the upcoming bout. After they were introduced, the
ring announcer asked the people who attended the bout to stand up for the
playing of the National Anthem. The people in attendance heard Francis
Scott Key’s classic song. The radio listeners also expected to hear Mr.
Key’s creation. What they actually heard was the anthem of a new
regime--- which sounded just like Gillette’s "Look Sharp!
Feel Sharp! Be Sharp!" jingle.
Since the Gillette invasion of the United States never
appeared in any history book, it had to have been a boo-boo by the person
who pressed the button to play the Gillette jingle at the
most inopportune time.
Another advertising boner took place on Columbia’s PROFESSOR
QUIZ. This was an unusual situation, because the commercials weren’t
involved. The problem was it was the first show for the program’s new
sponsor, Teel Liquid Dentifrice--- and to "Professor
Quiz" (Craig Earl), old habits were hard to break.
On the program, Professor Quiz stated the first contestant would
receive a jar of the program’s sponsor, Noxzema Skin Cream---
which was the OLD sponsor. The very moment Noxzema
Skin Cream was mentioned, announcer Robert Trout corrected
Professor Quiz by saying "Teel!" What made this
boner really interesting, Professor Quiz kept insisting each contestant
received a jar of Noxzema, only to have a desperate Trout
yell out "TEEL!" as loud as he could.
When the broadcast came to a merciful end, an exhausted and shaken
Trout said this unusual good night to Professor Quiz, "Good night,
Professor….. GOOD NIGHT INDEED!"
Our final boner for this article was aired over a local radio station. It concerned a flustered announcer reading a commercial for General
Electric and a woman named Annie. Previous to this boner, Annie
was doing her absolute best to distract the announcer--- she also
distracted him on this commercial in a big way. While reading the commercial
(or trying to), Annie sat on the announcer’s lap and gave him a loud
kiss for all the radio listeners to hear. The announcer was so flustered,
he couldn’t continue reading the commercial. To make matters worse,
Annie told him to go on and read it.
If the announcers think they can slip a boner by the listeners without
them noticing, they also believed the Brooklyn Bridge was one heck of a
good buy. On the contrary, the listeners were very astute at what they
heard. If any listener caught an announcer botching up a commercial, it
was a good chance that flub will be printed in the "Bulls &
Boners" section of Radio Guide magazine. We will take a
look at some of those boners the listeners caught in Part II of this